Department of Barking Affairs
Security by Gravy
Gravy has not been formally appointed. This has not slowed her down.
Head of Security
Every estate needs a guard at the wall.
Doorbells are handled immediately and squirrels are pursued as policy. Guests may be cleared faster if carrying treats.
Gravy protects the grounds from squirrels, UPS drivers, and leaves traveling without proper clearance.
Rank
Tiny Sergeant
Small enough to miss. Loud enough not to.
Method
Alarm First
Announce the event. Investigate if necessary.
Weakness
Bribes
Treats help. Compliments also help.